Khai opened this issue on Mar 31, 2009 · 19 posts
R_Hatch posted Wed, 01 April 2009 at 4:07 AM
DO NOT SCAN YOUR GROIN!!!
The current Scanr beta is infected with the Conficker worm, so now my "valuables" are being held for ransom by the Russian Mafia. The good news is, once I come up with the $1M to pay the ransom, they have promised that it will be "like nuclear m1ss1le" and that I will be able to "make her cl1m4x 4 hours!!!".
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