StaceyG opened this issue on Mar 05, 2008 · 31 posts
vince3 posted Thu, 06 March 2008 at 4:23 AM
Bye sandy!! good luck with everything!!........sniffle!!!........whaaaaaaa!!.....it's ok....i'll be allright.....don't you worry about me!!!............whaaaaaaaa!!........no go on........just go!
(violins kick in now)
(Vince just sits there, with teary big puppy dog eyes, ....whimpering, .....and his bottom lip is quivering toooo!!.........his little paw gently waves to sandy, as she rides off into the sunset!!)
you know, i told them my idea was better, namely sandy rides off into sunset on the back of an elephant, now that had style....intrigue...adventure!!.....but would they listen?.........no, of course not!!, ..."what do you know" they said!!
..and as a result, the sight of seeing you riding off into the sunset, riding in the pouch of a kangaroo in a wedding dress, with three baboon spandex-bridesmaids attached to its tail!!........is not quite the send-off i had hoped to see for you!!!....they could of at least made some attempt to cover those baboon butts a bit.
oh! no!!!........please tell me you didn't really promote jumpy!! ...did you?.....what for real?
AAAAAaaaAARRGggHHHHH!!!
that means she gets an automatic jelly-pelter upgrade!! the world is not ready for a jumpy with a jelly-pelter upgrade!!....it has spanky attachments, and bits that twist things tooo!!! there are only blurry rumours of what the huge tongue looking thing does!!!
where will we hide?....there is nowhere to hide!!!
heed my warnings, and run away!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
and if you can carry them, then SAVE YOUR SHELVES!!!!
( that is only the second time i have used that line above, so it is still quite new really! still breakin' it in and stuff )
CONGRATS jumpy!!!!!!!!!!