Tell them that you'd heard a rumor that Maya and Max were both great apps, and that you'd wanted to verify whether or not the rumor was true.  Then tell them that you've discovered that the rumor has GOT to be true: because every user of those programs attains instant personal greatness merely by firing up the software on their computers!  It works like magic!  

Plus, those software packages serve to elevate the anointed Users Of The APPS to heights of personal worth which are well above the remainder of the human race.  The high-priest practioners of the ART can then lay about in togas and eat clusters of grapes hand-fed to them by slaves, while they mutually congratulate themselves on having achieved such status as to sit among the clouds -- and far above everyone else.  Spitting out grape seeds over the balcony rails, and onto the heads of those filthy animals dwelling in the 3D ditch below them.

No......they're not like those other people.......the ones who're too stupid to be admitted past the door with the "Only Smart People Like Us Are Allowed In Here!" sign hanging on the front.

Human nature always needs someone else that it can look down on.  You lift yourself up by lowering others.  Or at least that's the accepted method.

"Vanity" comes from a root meaning "emptiness" or "to be empty".  But we've all got it.  It's a disease common to all human beings.

Quote - Just because you can use a tool doesn't make you a professional nor does it make you an artist.

Well said.  Very well said.

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