Something UNEXPLAINABLE happened to me LAST NIGHT! I just finished HIDIN' the eggs for my KIDS. I was SUDDENLY overwhelmed by this WARM & FUZZY feelin'! (might have SOMETHIN to do with that SEXY comment) I really don't KNOW!!! Everything is A BLUR...all I know is I lost 4 hours of time and found MYSELF in a NEIGHBORS house....with a BASKET of EASTER GOODIES! Their security CAM, err...caught me IN THE ACT! I was able to PERSUADE (bribe) him to NOT CALL the police and hand over the "EVIDENCE" This INCIDENT has made me REALIZE...it TIME to come CLEAN...I've HIDDEN this SECRET for FAR TOO LONG and I have to ADMIT...That I have a PROBLEM! My NAME is JOE... and I'm a CLOSET Easter Bunny! THERE I said IT...WOW...That a load off my COTTON Tai...I mean BACK! Thanks for understanding! HAPPY EASTER!! (AGAIN!)