hmm... the plant while good ain't the answer.. Id' be interested in this as well basically we're looking for a 8ft-10ft tall orchid with 3 main "roots" it can walk on, 2 short 'stems' that it can beat against it's trunk to communicate and a 10ft long 'stinger' that whips out of the bell of the flower... btw, if you see anything resembling that outside while sober, please tell me so I can run like hell in the other direction. thank you.