OK, here's my attempt. 10 minutes blew by like nothing at all... in the end this took about an hour, but much of that was rendering. With a faster computer it would have been 40 minutes. Still heinous, but respectably.

I did not mean for the cherry to be so downright terrifying, but there you have it. This chocolate has been not so much bitten as eviscerated, and taught a very stern lesson.

I'm almost tempted to check off "violence" in the Adult Content section of this upload form.