BIOWell, I'm not interesting enough I suppose, so entertain yourself with quotes:
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
And Obligitory Mark Twain:
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger"
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society"