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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

HeavensBlonde
Member Since Mar 15, 2010
72 Images, Last upload Feb 22, 2014

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Dont know who wrote this, tis so so funny to me,
I made the pics, haha go me, love ya all


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Take a sip to help

Bake on 350 until you hear
smoke alarm go off.

Love, HeavensBlonde xoxo



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Dec 1, 2012 10:22:30 pm
wild recipe, not a drinker myself sis.. lol and happy holidays

by eekdog Homepage »

Dec 1, 2012 10:30:18 pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I love this recipe!
thanks for the laugh Julie
Have a great Sunday

by Faemike55 Homepage »

Dec 1, 2012 10:48:51 pm
Bro, I dont drink it just cracked me up alot...

by HeavensBlonde Homepage »

Dec 1, 2012 11:12:06 pm
funny

by AidanaWillowRaven Homepage »

Dec 1, 2012 11:30:49 pm
Cool.

by bebopdlx Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 1:14:55 am
Right on Julie! Thanks for this...I need a new reason to drink Jose, and cookies sound like the perfect way to drink! lol Thanks for sharing!
May you be blessed with the magic that the Holiday Season brings to the world!

J.Michael

by JMichaelPiper Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 2:29:50 am
Love it..dont drink, but was funny!!

by brycek Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 3:48:07 am
Funny idea!!!Bravissima!:DDD.Hugsxx Whylma

by Mondwin Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 4:03:57 am
lol!
big hugs!

by mininessie Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 4:22:03 am
Lol an oldie but a goodie Jules thanks for the laugh!!

by bazza Homepage »

Dec 2, 2012 10:32:44 am
lmao, now that's funny, love it and saved it, excellent creation Julie, i'm not a drinker anymore, but it sounded like fun! is that you in the picture? what are you covered with? btw thanx so much for the avatars, everybody loves this one!:)*5

by cricke49 Homepage »

Dec 3, 2012 11:04:08 am
LOL cool and funny image dear Jules, great idea and work love it.

by adrie Homepage »

Dec 3, 2012 1:14:25 pm
Thank You for making me piss my pants cause of laughing so hard!!!!!!

by KnightWolverine Homepage »

Dec 9, 2012 3:43:37 pm
This brought back memories. I cut out some Jose Cuervo ads back many years ago that I still have.

Here's one:

Noticias de Cuervo

Recipe #.00008

Yellow Snow:

1. Fill a glass with nice, clean snow.
(White only please.)
2. Add Cuervo Gold Especial.
3. See it turn yellow?
4. Put a straw in and drink.
5. If snow is unavailable, use crushed ice. Or, forget the snow, and just put a straw in the bottle. Or forget the straw and just pour some Gold in a glass. Or just have some water. Must we make all these decisions for you?

Love your illustration to go with this very funny recipe. Thanks for the laugh!

by myrrhluz Homepage »

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