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Twas the night before Christmas ( repost )

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Twas the night before Christmas
As I peeked in her blouse
Her boobies were bouncing
As I Played with my mouse

Her stockings were pulled up
About thigh high
It put a lump in my throat
And a tear in my eye

Her parents were asleep
up stairs in their bed
While visions of Sugar Plumbs
Danced in my head

Her in her teddy
Me out of my mind
We slipped on the couch
For a bottle of wine

When out from the lawn
There came such a clatter
I grabbed my pants
And headed for the ladder

Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Figuring her dad
Was gonna kick my ass

I ran to the window
And what did I see
Santa opening a cold one
And winking at me

Then out of the chimney
He popped real quick
And caught us naked
And all twisted

Then he said
With a grin on his face
Please continue
Naughty is nice

I dragged his fat ass
Out to the snow
And quickly reminded him
She is no Ho !!

Then back on the couch
With nothing to hide
I say Merry Christmas to all
And to me a Great Night :)

I am trying to make this into a Christmas classic so please read this poem around your fire place this Christmas lol. I hope you like it. Merry Christmas to all of my friends :)
December 21, 2011

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Dec 21, 2011 12:22:51 pm
Heeheeheee! That is great! I love riffs on this classic and this is one of the best of them. Congrats on your new ipod! They are marvelous little machines; my whole life seems organized around my ipod touch; I cannot survive without it.

by brewgirlca Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 12:35:45 pm
this is funny for sure

by jocko500 Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 1:27:17 pm
sooo funny Randy, gave me a big smile.. Happy Holidays..

by eekdog Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 2:27:27 pm
hehehe funny ...thanks for this laughing

by Feliciti Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 3:26:17 pm
GRINS .... WELL done, VB!

by TallPockets Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 3:28:31 pm
Really cute one, Randy!!!!!!

by drifterlee Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 7:50:03 pm
Thanks for the laughter Randy
Have a Merry Christmas

by Faemike55 Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 9:04:16 pm
LOL.....Beautiful Randy, excellent work!

by mgtcs Homepage »

Dec 21, 2011 11:57:03 pm
HoHoHo! Sounds like everyone had a very merry Christmas!

by wysiwig Homepage »

Dec 22, 2011 5:55:24 am
OMG this is to funny i laughed so hard i almost wet my self love it.

by dakotabluemoon Homepage »

Dec 22, 2011 12:22:45 pm

Awesome Night before Christmas parody poem, brilliant work! :)

by kbrog Homepage »

Jan 4, 2012 10:36:27 am
LOL, how did I miss this earlier---TOO funny!!!!

by beachzz Homepage »


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