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Woody visited the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) at Cern... and trouble started soon afterwards there.

Unlike all the human site technicians, Woody *immediately* noticed the obviously defective LHC: Those (presumed high-skilled) engineers had built such an amazing and expensive machinery, but obviously so sloppy, that it damaged all atom samples!! Infuriating, simply incredible!!!!

Therefore Woody decided to secretly repair all broken atoms and to finetune the LHC afterwards, to avoid further such defects. He was sure that his unexpected assistance would considerably surprise nuclear physicists, worldwide. Maybe they would appreciate his efforts enough to grant him a free ride *inside* that cool machine?!

But first, he would gather some of those cute tiny Black Holes (found under the detector) to offer them at eBayPay as cool waste-baskets for hightech-nerds.

- Black HOLE effects cannot occur in reality, because Earth actually *is* FLAT, as current results of the LHC proved!
- Cern is now off-limits for all Woodies. According intrusion-detectors got installed along the perimeter of the LHC, although this nearly doubled its final costs.

QUESTION to the viewers:
Anybody interested in softly glowing Woodies, serving as garden gnomes to brighten your dull Autumn evenings? ;)

Scene details:
- Bryce4 scene and render. No postwork besides of slightly adjusting contrast and brightness.
- Woody is the Poser4 mannequin figure (re-textured and posed in Bryce).
- LHC, piping, atoms, traffic cones and most other objects are Bryce primitives/booleans.
- One of my current Bryce abstract doodles was used as bitmap-texture for the LHC detector.
- Black Hole effect/mesh created in C4D, textured in Bryce.
- Dolly cart mesh from Carrara2 model CD.
- PhotoImpact10 for lettering and creating various bitmap textures.
September 22, 2011
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Sep 22, 2011 7:40:28 am
LOL... You've got some imagination on you... I'm so glad I saw this before I got my morning coffee. Otherwise you would owe me a new computer monitor... LOL!

by ThunderStone Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 8:38:16 am
Fantastic idea and image!
Lovely lighting.
Love all the glowing going on.
And yes, plase: I'd like some glowing woodies. :-D

Thanks for the laugh!!


by peedy Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 8:48:01 am
LOL...very funny,and very creative!

by grafikeer Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 9:40:37 am
LOL, this is very funny.

Yes, I will take a few of the glowing woodies.

by ladylake Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 10:18:32 am
Hehe! I would love to have a glowing woody. (I can use him as a night-light.) I'll also take one of those black holes (... so many uses) and, assuming that white holes are the opposite of black holes, I'd like one of those as well. I'm hoping it will be strong enough to repel junk-mail, and those pesky door-to-door solicitors. Nice work!

by papasmrfe Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 10:18:44 am
My wife got a "farting Gnome" for the outdoor
garden -- would-a-woody provide similar features?
I could dig a Black Hole.

But I want my Woody pre-splintered.
I forgot to mention - this is some really cool

by Bothellite Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 10:40:42 am
I enjoyed your text before the picture! a nice satire of science omniscient!

very COOL modelling and wonderful scene !

by claude19 Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 11:49:05 am
This is so funny! Excellent work!

by jophoto Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 12:47:44 pm
Excellent one, really funny! ^^

by Ancel_Alexandre Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 1:00:10 pm

by applebob1 Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 2:11:10 pm
Lol excellent image, glow in the dark woodies now there's a novelty item..

by bazza Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 2:12:08 pm
ROFL! Woody, the Luddite. Those radiation signs haven't been harmed, though.

by PatGoltz Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 4:35:04 pm
Lol superb work !!

by Bossie_Boots Homepage »

Sep 22, 2011 5:05:16 pm
Lmao, excellent work

by bebopdlx Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 3:37:26 am
Wonderful idea and very funny work! :o)

by Rhanagaz Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 7:00:05 am
:):) wonderful work********

by soffy Online Now!   Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 8:46:31 am
Another very cool work!!!

by rayag Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 9:27:04 am
Exellente creation.

by farmerC Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 9:59:47 am
lol...great one...perhaps a glowing woody should be funny!

by mininessie Online Now!   Homepage »

Sep 23, 2011 11:40:04 am
Very-very cool!!!

by carlx Homepage »

Sep 24, 2011 11:55:05 am
Looks like a lot of fun here :D.
Clever art and imagination.

by dochtersions Homepage »

Sep 24, 2011 6:25:01 pm
lol, your head is severly damaged my friend, what morbid sense of humor you have! love it! your woodies are so funny they bring tears to my eyes cause i'm laughing so hard!:)*5

by cricke49 Homepage »

Sep 25, 2011 4:30:42 am
Stunning... and very creative!

by Grizabella Homepage »

Sep 25, 2011 10:42:55 am
ROTFLMFAO....Nuff said here. nought I can add. .. ...

by bobbystahr Homepage »

Sep 26, 2011 6:59:48 am

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