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I Hate Winter Sports series: Speed Skating 5000m

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Sports facts for the fudge:

- These typical POSES here were NOT invented for decreasing the air resistance, as many of you falsely assumed since years!
- They serve ONLY to keep the trousers of these beltless racing suits from slipping down again!! (Besides: Kudos to manufacturer "Uncle Herby Inc" for sponsoring and for their "One size HAS to fit all!" suit.)
- In this scene, you can nicely see one athlete relying on a single-handed grip, whereas his more cautious adversary uses both hands to secure his trousers.

Pretended disclaimer:
Am reeeealllly feeling so sorry for those of you, who won't get this zany concept out of their head.... not before trying to seriously watch another speed skating race! ;)

PS: Woody DID win a Gold Medal this time!!!
..... but had to return it for mooning over 600 million TV spectators, now known as the "Mooninggate Incident"!

(Bryce4 render no postwork. Woody is the Poser4 Mannequin, though once exported and now being posed directly in Bryce.)
February 26, 2010
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Feb 26, 2010 10:12:50 am
Funny story and image again!
Cool poses!


by peedy Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 10:20:00 am
great story, i love ur work and ur funny story lines! maybe suspenders are in line, lol!:)*5

by cricke49 Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 10:25:31 am
No body gives Woody a break..LOL!

by unstart Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 12:00:47 pm
I have noted that Olympic skaters tend to have a large moon asset.
So, I can fully understand the gravity of this situation.
I would also suggest lycra with velcro... velcro.. somewhere -
or other. I love this scene!

by Bothellite Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 1:01:41 pm
Superb work!!!

by carlx Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 1:12:29 pm
Shining work.

by farmerC Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 1:17:43 pm
une medaille pour woody!!superbe!!

by jmb007 Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 1:40:38 pm
This is a hoot! You don't miss a detail. Love the markings on the ice, too.

by PatGoltz Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 1:43:18 pm
Very funny words and scene! Really well done.

by Miska7 Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 2:22:25 pm
loooooooooool..... klasse!

by mermaid Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 4:42:53 pm
Aha ha ha this is great although there could be some problems NOT to smile just a little next time I watch speed skating :-D

by Skygirl Homepage »

Feb 26, 2010 5:36:55 pm
LOL, another cool work.

by bebopdlx Homepage »

Feb 27, 2010 1:19:34 am
AH AH AH §§§What a funny story !!! great designs and wonderful humor ! EXCELLENT awesome series !!!

by claude19 Online Now!   Homepage »

Feb 27, 2010 9:29:51 am
great work,with unic style!!!!

by StudioArtVartanian Homepage »

Feb 27, 2010 11:50:26 am
Great story and excellent work !

by moochagoo Homepage »

Feb 27, 2010 3:06:31 pm


by MagikUnicorn Homepage »

Feb 28, 2010 4:27:41 am
Excellent image.

by JeffersonAF Homepage »

Feb 28, 2010 5:43:50 am
Excellent Bryce work! I like the various artists' avatars you've inserted into this composition :-)

by KarmaSong Homepage »

Feb 28, 2010 7:29:15 am
Great your creativity.

by ladylake Homepage »

Feb 28, 2010 10:33:18 am
Another humorous image...really enjoying this Olympic series!

by grafikeer Homepage »

Mar 14, 2010 6:58:50 am
LOL..Fantastic Scene and Image

by artistheat Homepage »

May 14, 2010 6:14:08 am
very nice!

by Naoo Homepage »

Oct 5, 2010 5:50:35 am
Lol...poor woody again XD

by mininessie Homepage »


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