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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Member Since Nov 21, 2005
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Twas the night before Christmas
As I peeked in her blouse
Her boobies were bouncing
As I Played with my mouse

Her stockings were pulled up
About thigh high
It put a lump in my throat
And a tear in my eye

Her parents were asleep
In there bed up stairs
While visions of Sugar Plumbs
Danced in my head

Her in her teddy
Me out of my mind
We slipped on the couch
For a bottle of wine

When out from the lawn
There came such a clatter
I grabbed my pants
And headed for the ladder

Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Figuring her dad
Was gonna kick my ass

I ran to the window
And what did I see
Santa opening a cold one
And winking at me

Then out of the chimney
He popped real quick
And caught us naked
And all twisted

Then he said
With a grin on his face
Please continue
Naughty is nice

I dragged his fat ass
Out to the snow
And quickly reminded him
She is no Ho !!

Then back on the couch
With nothing to hide
I say Merry Christmas to all
And to me a Great Night :)
December 24, 2006

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Image Comments

Dec 24, 2006 12:12:46 am
I was just having a little Christmas fun with this one. I hope everyone likes it especially my friend Merrylee because I want her to read it for me at the next poetry reading. Lol.
Try and read this with the same rhythm of the poem the night before Christmas. It makes read smoother. Merry Christmas everyone

by vaggabondd Homepage »

Dec 24, 2006 12:22:33 am
That's cute Ho! Ho!

by Merrylee Homepage »

Dec 24, 2006 12:37:19 am
Yes, really cute! Super!*****!

by Sekadhar Homepage »

Dec 24, 2006 12:50:43 pm
Merry christmas to you too !!! :)

by Valerie-Ducom Homepage »

Dec 24, 2006 3:48:20 pm
LMAO!!!! Excellent, hahahahaha... Ok, I must share this one with family and friends... Laughter all around! Thanks for sharing... In addition, of course have a GREAT NIGHT!

by Wolfspirit Homepage »

Dec 24, 2006 5:13:53 pm
Merry Christmas...Thanks for the laugh

by hipps13 Homepage »

Dec 25, 2006 2:11:12 am
Merry Christmas. And thanks for the laugh & friendship.

by A2J2001 Homepage »

Dec 26, 2006 9:26:01 am
LMGSAO!!! Merry Christmas! BJ

by mamabobbijo Homepage »

Dec 26, 2006 6:27:54 pm
You are a riot!!

by DIANE603 Homepage »

Jan 2, 2007 2:07:53 am
LOL!! Very funny, original and witty! I love it!

by Zeldie Homepage »


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