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UNHAND ME YOU FIEND

razzell2
Member Since Aug 4, 2001
11 Images, Last upload Apr 8, 2008

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It was midnight. We all heard the sound, the scrabbling scraping sound coming from the other room. "Dad, go see what it is", my son said to me. "No way you little weenie", I said from the closet. "You go check it out"!
As I watched from the cracked open closet door, my brave little man went to investigate. (silly kid). As he took a step towards the light switch, the thing attacked. I heard him scream in horror, and the flash from my camera lit up the room, (I keep my camera in my pajama's), and we saw the ugly nasty thing squeezing the smile from my son's face.
It was the arm of our landlord. We had heard how he had lost his arm when he tried to grab a couple of dollars of interest from our next door neighbor, and the slamming of the door chopped off his arm. We thought it untrue, a myth, a hideous rumor. But no, it was true, and here it was trying to take us out, so he could raise the rent on the next tenants.
My son thought quickly. He grabbed the bloody thing and tossed it into the fireplace, where everything but the bone burnt to a crisp.
"Dad", said my son, after he had changed his underwear. "Why didnt you save us"?
"Son", said I, after I had changed my boxer shorts, "I was ARMED and ready. I had my FINGER on the trigger, but I might have shot out our TV set. That would have been a horror. Now HAND me that humerus so I can stir the fire".

(Authors note: Yes, the picture is silly and the writing is stupid, but what the heck. Lighten up and have a smile. And always pay your rent)
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Uploaded
September 21, 2005
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Genre
Horror
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190.4 kB
Dimensions
800x601

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Photograph
Make
Hewlett-Packard
Model
Photosmart M305
Shutter Speed
1/64 sec
F Number
f/2.9
Focal Length
6 mm

Image Comments


Sep 21, 2005 8:30:58 am
LOL oh Russ, thats sooo funny :D love it :D

by DarkStarRising Homepage »

Sep 21, 2005 9:57:44 am
Thank you Maxine. I knew I could count on you to post a nice comment to lift me up! YOUdaBEST!

by razzell2 Homepage »

Sep 21, 2005 12:05:00 pm
What an expression!! BWA HA HA!

by PsychoNaut Homepage »

Sep 21, 2005 12:32:23 pm
lol Hilarious

by FuzzyShadows Homepage »

Sep 21, 2005 1:32:25 pm
Haha! Great job! Thanks so much for the laugh, I really needed it. XD

by MissTara Homepage »

Sep 21, 2005 5:49:59 pm
Very funny! The expression is priceless.

by amorales Homepage »

Sep 22, 2005 4:23:29 am
lol :]

by cynlee Homepage »

Sep 22, 2005 1:19:19 pm
Love it!!! I laughed and laughed - what a GREAT story! You have talent, my friend. *V*

by PhotoSmith Homepage »

Oct 1, 2005 1:39:10 pm
Very well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by awadissk Homepage »

Oct 19, 2005 11:01:06 am
LOL !!! I really had a great laugh .. wonderful humor :) .. Loved the story .. very halloweeny ! .. Picture is wonderful :):) *V*

by zoozee Homepage »

Oct 29, 2005 1:39:16 am
Oh my god, I'll have to hook up the webcam so y'all can see that for the very first time I am actually really rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

by GladysClump Homepage »

Oct 29, 2005 6:55:36 am
thank you guys! you make me smile as well! happy halloweenie

by razzell2 Homepage »

Nov 20, 2005 10:41:55 am
Great image. Shapes & colours work well! *VOTE*

by morin3000 Homepage »

Feb 20, 2006 10:37:46 am
Lots of fun in both the story and the pic --your gallery is a very strange and wonderful land !! thanks for the laffs ! (and the art)

by robotalk Homepage »

Aug 23, 2006 3:40:28 pm
I loved the story and now I know you were PAJAMA'S ha ha ho ho make me laugh till I cry did you. Great looking kid are you sure he's your's ha ha ho ho another good laugh. Quit playing with you camera while it's still in your pj's and take some more shots and do some more posting. How about posting the panhead and the ole' lady dude. Great image and story I enjoyed it. Thanks for the laughs. :) Therese

by XoxoTree Homepage »

May 21, 2007 5:15:40 pm
Schon surreal! Super! Ihre Gallerie ist vielseitig!

by Silvra Homepage »

Feb 28, 2008 4:47:55 pm
Thanks for the giggles mate,your kind of humour is needed in abundance where I come from!Thanks cal

by calum5 Homepage »

Feb 29, 2008 11:48:10 am
thank you calum. for taking the time to make some nice comments on my silly little postings. i really wish i could do what you do...create real 3d renderings..create those amazing profiles and faces that you do. i guess i need certain software to do it, but i would love to make the kind of things you make. russell

by razzell2 Homepage »

Sep 18, 2008 1:11:39 pm
LOL! Nice pic!

by Darkwish Homepage »

Feb 2, 2010 8:43:15 am
Wow !!! That`s great :)

Hugs Karin :)

by kasalin Homepage »

Feb 4, 2010 6:58:29 am
Good god, my son, in this picture, is now about 6'4" and a senior in highschool, and not as goofy looking! I really need to update! ahahaha
Thanks again Karin. Let me go visit your gallery..(soon as Im done with my email. :)

by razzell2 Homepage »

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